Wednesday, January 30, 2008

say no to mainstream media (msm)...

i like how the msm said bascially nothing about the price hike rally organised by coalition against inflation (protes) and about the unnecessary arrest they made and so many other cases... do check out this article... (http://harismibrahim.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/boycott-the-newspapers-initiative-launched-at-blog-house-today/)...

the people's parliament initiated the petition to save the judiciary... ahmad fairuz's tainted tenure not extended/wanted, because the rakyat say so as i believe petition carries weight!...

now, it's time to show the press the rakyat are their bosses as the rakyat pay their salaries!...

don't waste yr hard-earned money on lies... pls go subscribe malaysiakini, if you have yet to do so for the real news...

malaysiakini have the report...
(http://malaysiakini.com/news/77535)...


p/s ; pls go sign... tks!... (http://www.petitiononline.com/hartal/petition.html)...

maybank...

i already give up using maybank ages ago...


hebrew or yiddish greetings... :) ...

this is pretty hillarious... :) ...







Here's a list of traditional Hebrew or Yiddish greetings which I will give to any BN politician who comes to see me:

May all your teeth fall out, except one. And that one should ache you.

May you never be alone in bed: you should always have bedbugs, lice and fleas.

May your daughter's beauty be admired by everyone in the circus.

May you back into a pitchfork and grab a hot stove for support.

May you grow so rich that your widow's second husband never has to worry about making a living.

May you have devoted children to chase the flies off your nose.

May you be like a chandelier - you should hang by day and burn by night.

Your nose should grow so much hair it strains your soup.

May the sun and the spring breeze warm you and caress you like an apple as you hang from a tree.

May you win a lottery, and spend it all on doctors.

I hope you swallow an umbrella and it opens up inside you.

May you sell candles for a living and then may the sun never set.

May your blood turn to alcohol so all the fleas on your body get drunk and dance the mazurka in your belly button!

You should grow like an onion, with your head in the ground pointing towards hell.

But my favorite one has gotta be:

Den ganzen Kopp sollen se haben voller Läüs und so e korz Ärmchen dass Se sich net kratze könne

"May your head be full of lice but your arms too short for you to scratch."


(http://joshbeh.blogspot.com/2008/01/how-to-greet-politicians.html)...

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

school 1960 vs school 2007...

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School 1960 vs. School 2007

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.
2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark.
Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, AVOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted.

Video shown on 6 internet sites.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1960 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death.
Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1960 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college,and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.

Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school .

1960 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the
smoking area.
2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Vinh fails high school English.

1960 - Vinh goes to Remedial English, passes and goes to college.
2007 - Vinh's cause is taken up by local human rights group.
Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum.

Vinh is given his Y10 anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

1960 - Ants die.
2007 - Security and ASIO are called and Johnny is charged with
domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His
teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1960 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy.

Becomes gay.

Monday, January 28, 2008

lingam's tape part 3!... a trilogy?!?...

am quite surprise as there's a part 3 to it!...

(http://www.suarakeadilan.com/isi/2008/01/28/klip-vk-lingam-bahagian-iii-didedahkan/)...

more in malaysiakini... (http://malaysiakini.com/news/77505)...


p/s ; wonder what else anwar ibrahim is having... :) ... he is indeed the biggest threat to barisan nasional/umno!... correct, correct, correct!...

sharing my experience on the price hike rally organised by coalition against inflation (protes)...

can someone pls tell me the meaning of democracy?!?... tks!...

nowdays in malaysia, the rakyat can't even tell the government that prices of goods in malaysia is high!.. the government is paranoid!...

approx more than 50 people arrested for a peaceful gathering... indian lady was pushed, hit a pole and apparently punched too... people wearing bersih t-shirt arrested... man with 2 'special children' with a baby pram pulled...

all the above actually happened during a peaceful rally in front of klcc and along jalan ampang!... this price hike rally was organised by the colition against inflation (protes)!...

the time i left my house approx 1315 hours with a backpack contained an extra set of clothes wrapped in a plastic bag, disposable raincoat and a pair of sandals.. that was probably the 1st saturday i didn't wear my bersih t-shirt and walked out of my house!... still undecided whether to take the train or drive to klcc... decided to drive and expect major traffic as understand the roads will be closed... surprising, the traffic in kl were so smooth as if that was the 1st day of chinese new year!... as soon as i got on to jalan ampang, opposite ampang park... tons of men-in-blue who the rakyat pay their salaries can be seen fm the ampang putra lrt station entrance, mca building, wisma naluri right up to the entrance of klcc!...

got to klcc, parked my car and walk to the entrance of klcc... here and there you get those men-in-blue who the rakyat pay their salaries stare at you as if you are the one who abducted sharlinie!... made a few phone calls and walked to ampang park... before reaching ampang park, saw a group of indians with parti sosialis malaysia (psm) and/or say no to isa badge pinned on them in front of the mca building... stopped there and make few more calls... met someone and understand there's a court which issued on the 25th january 2008 (court order within 24 hours, talk about the efficiency of the judiciary) stating they ban the rally and 5 names were mentioned... anyway, ended up in nikko hotel and took the newspaper... true enough on the court order!... anyway, waited in nikko hotel, made another round of calls... it was then, understand the men-in-blue who the rakyat pay their salaries already started their operation earlier... many people are nabbed... at that time already approx 1540 hours... decided to go back to klcc...

on the way saw at least 2-3 thousand of people fm wisma central onwards...

saw a commotion outside avenue k... rushed across the road, before that saw a man-in-blue who the rakyat pay his salary bang on the window of one cab and shouted the driver.. "jalan terus lah!"... mind you, with the strength he used, the window may shatter to pieces!... wonder who will pay for the damage if the window breaks!... anyway, met a well-known blogger and saw an indian lady who is in her 40's in the fainting/passing out condition... understand a psycho who the rakyat pay his/her salary pushed the indian lady and she hit a pole and apparently she got punched too!... pathetic!... an ambulance stopped right infront of avenue k for the lady... her companion shouted something like... "ini barang kerajaan, jangan harap kita mau naik"... perfect statement i would say!... her friends then brought her few meters away for her to rest... it was then an indian notorious looking man-in-blue who the rakyat pay his salary shouted loudly... "bawak dia keluar!"... to this 'request', one of her friend replied... "kalau dia pengsan dan mati tengah jalan, you mau jawab kah?!?".. i would say his comeback was brilliant!... the notorious looking man-in-blue who the rakyat pay his salary just kept quiet...

a helicopter was hovering above and around us...

walked further down the road and saw a group of men-in-blue who the rakyat pay their salaries was requesting the i/c of a chinese guy with the bersih t-shirt on!... next thing you know he got hauled up the truck!...

almost at the very same time, another commotion happened across the road, in front of wisma central... a man with a baby pram with his 'special daughter' in it was pulled despite he was holding on to a baby pram!... brainless authorities who the rakyat pay their salaries i say!... couple of more people nabbed minutes after that!...

by that time, it was already approx 1715 hours... crowd dwindling and men-in-blue who the rakyat pay their salaries relaxing and smiling, probably smiling to a victory which they have just won!...

went into wisma central for a quick tea with the well known blogger and continue my walk back to klcc...

the helicopter still hovering above and around us then...

it's been quite sometime since i last went to klcc, decided to hang around near the bus-stop enjoying the bright sky and the brezzy wind... were chatting with 2 reporters from france and hong kong with 'red pass'.. one of them actually experienced a rela fella want to 'take' his watch until that pathetic guy saw his camera and his red pass!... don't think i want to go into details on what other pathetic stuffs they witnessed and still witnessing in malaysia and the authorities!...

i thought it was all over... until i saw another commotion right smack outside the entrance of klcc... this time another well known blogger, a well known lady who is a gutsy activist and another guy nabbed!... why?!?... understand it's because they are handing out a "2008 elections : time for change" leaflets... pathetic, moronic and iditotic!...

i sighed and walk to the washroom to freshen up before coming out again for a few minutes and left the place...

it was a very good outing!... with the hundreds of reporters and thousands of clicks fm their cameras, it was an excellent awareness to prove what the malaysian authorities are doing!...

only a peaceful price hike rally and they called in hundreds of safety personnels... go look for sharlinie will do you greater things i would say!...

i didn't regret a single bit for not resting on saturday after a hectic week!... also, i believe the presence of each and every indivdual made a different and their presence is important to make that change, change for the better that is!...

for more eye-witness reporting...

(http://zorro-zorro-unmasked.blogspot.com/2008/01/hello-zorrocan-i-have-your-particulars.html)...

(http://elizabethwong.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/saturdays-protest-against-price-hikes/)...

reporting from malaysiakini...

(http://malaysiakini.com/news/77477)...


p/s ; this basically sums the whole thing up... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuOW0_jdCdA)...

Sunday, January 20, 2008

thaipusam a holiday in kuala lumpur and putrajaya... who to thank for?!?...

am not surprise with the decision to make thaipusam a holiday in kuala lumpur and putrajaya... especially with the 12th general election just around the corner...

they are certainly doing watever possible ways to gain back the lost votes...

come to think about it, with this decision... who do we really need to thank...

is it hindraf?!?...

or...

is it mic?!?...

or

abdullah ahmad badawi himself?!?...

btw... why not make is as a public holiday for ALL malaysians?!?...

(http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/Sunday/Frontpage/20080120175909/Article/index_html)...

more in malaysiakini...

(http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/77229)...


p/s ; to me this is just a 'self-consolation'... (http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/Sunday/NewsBreak/20080120164224/Article/index_html)...

the poem which best describe malaysia for now...

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Oh man, I love this country,
I called it the land of political absurdity,
Full of ludicrousness amid stupidity,
First in the pipeline is Mr. Badawi,
The country's fifth Perdana Menteri,
Hailed from notable ulama's family,
In that spirit he created a new Islam Hadhari,
The so-called modern Islam resembling Turkey,
Some touted it as Islam Ada Hari,
When the original Islam turned awry.

He loves to travel in style like big celebrity
Making grand entrance in any opportunity,
So he insisted a private jet paid by Treasury,
He got it despite hullabaloo by bloggers community,
He said the government didn't purchase it out rightly,
The government is leasing it from SPM, a GLC,
For him, this is a good strategy,
By doing that he thinks he can save money,
Oh yeah, he thinks people believe his story.

Perth seems to be his favourite city,
Last December he opened Nasi Kandar Puteri,
And then went on sailing trip with Todt of Ferrari,
Back home worst flood hit Johor Kota Tinggi,
17 died and 90,000 evacuated in that tragedy,
But yet, the jet setting PM was outside the country,
He might use remote control key.

Badawi has son-in-law by the name of Khairy,
He married Badawi's daughter Nori,
Recently both blessed with the baby,
That has longest name in the country,
I can only remember the last name, Khairy,
This young chap is Pemuda Umno deputy,
Claimed to have "protection" from Mr. Badawi,
Has a big wish to be PM by age of forty,
So he is gathering support from Putera and Puteri,
At the same time accumulated wealth aggressively,
Through ECM Libra and some crony,
Media was at his helm through NST,
Now he has potent tools – money, media and machinery,
And his father-in-law alias Perdana Menteri.

Meanwhile Hisham is putting up a new strategy,
His keris wielding attracts flak of Malay supremacy,
It backfires especially to Chinese community,
His reasoning draws conclusion that he is puny,
Najib is not convince Hisham to be his deputy,
Najib may consider a big mouth Nazri,
Provided that Rosmah is okay to work with Nazri,
You know why lah, Najib takut bini.

We don't have to elaborate the story,
You have to come here to enjoy the absurdity,
We have quite a few funny ministers and MP,
Such as hilarious Work Minister Mr. Samy,
Before Hindraf he represents Indian community,
The longest serving minister that heads MIC,
In press conference he got agitated quite easily,
When Umno conference was held on Deepavali,
He said no "open house" as sign of hostility,
He twisted the decision maybe after talking to Indrani,
This MIC leaders share similar trait and personality,
The latest one was Cameron Highland MP Mr. Devamani,
He has broken ranks with fellow BN MP,
When he accused government not doing enough for Indian community,
After meeting with BN Whip, he regretted and say sorry.

Let me continue my story,
Well, you probably have heard it already,
About the biggest anti-government rally,
Not exactly same scale as 98 Reformasi,
On Nov 10 more than 40,000 flooded the city,
To protest unfair election practice against EC,
Dirty ruling party tactics are legendary,
Short-notice on Election Day is customary,
Just a day before Pak Lah was basking in glory,
In annual affair of UMNO general assembly,
Full of hypocrisy and puji-memuji,
Pak Lah shouted it loud "don't challenge me",
Despite threats and warning from Pak Lah and Khairy,
People are defiant and take no heed from Badawi,
They chanted God is Great, Daulat Tuanku and Reformasi,
November is a month of illegal assembly,
School holidays thus parents are quite free.

The rally was given wide publicity,
The rally was headlined in Al Jazeera and BBC,
Foreign media questioned our brand of democracy,
Water cannon and tear gas were fired indiscriminately,
Umno leaders are in denial state naturally,
Such as Zam who head the Info Ministry,
Zam was trembling uncharacteristically,
In an interview that becoming laughing stock in the country,
Scrambling for words and chew out frantically,
He can't censor it as we are in digital technology,
You can just Google or YouTube easily.

Well that is one example of political absurdity,
What do you expect from half past six menteri,
Some are in complete ignorance and dreary,
Some will resort to unthinkable publicity,
Giving broom as reward never in history,
Some will slaughter cows in parliament for kenduri,
To celebrate the matrimony of our own Sleeping Beauty,
Another stupid joke by backbencher MPs.

You can't find this in your country,
A journalist like Michael Backman will agree,
So many things to write for your Daily,
No wonder he keeps coming here for juicy story,
Malay tabloids prefer to write about ghost and celebrity,
That's saleable among ordinary,
Maybe they got sick of constant spat by political party,
They prefer to idolise people like Siti or Mawi,
Do you think they care who is their MP?.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

a vote for barisan nasional is a vote for isa!...

i leave the decision entirely up to you...

(http://harismibrahim.wordpress.com/2008/01/14/1st-election-issue-abolish-the-isa/)...

1 vote for barisan nasional means 1 vote for isa...


p/s ; isa = ikut suka abdullah?!?...

brace yrself for another history on the 23rd february 2008!...

word has it that bersih is going ahead with another mammoth rally, expected to be on the 23rd february 2008, to continue the effort of pushing for a massive reformation on the election commission and on the electoral roll...

this time bersih is going to 'listen' to aab and the igp, because they are the ones who proposed to use stadium/s for public rallies...

bersih is applying permit for 3 places... stadium merdeka, stadium bukit jalil and dataran merdeka.. IF they ever get the permission to use the venue/s, bersih will then proceed to get the police permits...

honestly if you ask me, chances are slim to get a permit fm these places, wat more the police permit... the higher authorities will perhaps instruct the venues authorities to say no in the 1st place...

nevertheless, i believe bersih will continue this effort as long as the election commission/electoral roll is tainted with smears of negativities!...


p/s ; kaveas wants to sue samy vellu for defaming him and his party... umno is fighting for power... umno threathen to severe ties with gerakan... mca are obviously spilt into 2 or 3 camps... etc... barisan nasional is definitely cracking!...

perverts on the loose!...

as mentioned... "The response from Puteri Umno's webmaster took the cake: "We will check your submission in the next few hours, if it is interesting an relevant we will publish it soon. At this moment we have 110 submissions waiting to be published"."...

don't be surprise... IF... i said it with caps.. if only the victims are puteri umno members then the shortage of oil in malaysia and/or the lingam tape issue would be on the 2nd page of the newspapers and puteri umno news will be on the main page!...

(http://rockybru.blogspot.com/2008/01/snakes-on-our-train.html)...

(http://rockybru2.blogspot.com/2008/01/sex-perverts-on-your-trains.html)...

(http://underestimatedoverestimating.blogspot.com/2008/01/dry-hump-personal-thoughts.html)...


p/s ; scream and shout in order to humiliate these kinda bastards!... you will need to fight fire with fire since dun think the authorities will be bothered and/or to be there to lend a hand...

why malaysia need democracy!...

very good and stright to the point article...

(http://www.infernalramblings.com/articles/Malaysian_Government/687/)...

samy vellu's 'damage control' trip to india... he is being shunned like a leper?!?...

too late to do anything, i guess!...

(http://blog.limkitsiang.com/2008/01/06/samy-vellus-triple-shame-in-chennai-apologies-from-mulitiple-personalities-warranted/)...


p/s ; check out this new blog... there are support from all over the world for hindraf... most remarkbly a singaporean activist went on a hunger strike for the hindraf 5 outside the malaysian high commission in singapore!... (http://hindraf4you.blogspot.com/)...

Monday, January 07, 2008

anti-isa vigil dispersed with water cannon!...

so much for upholding human rights!...

so much for a well known democratic country!...

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCCA7r2zzOM)...

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk-o-3Yovgg)...

also, check out how they dispersed a group of muslims frens in the midst of their prayers...

how more rude and pathetic can this country be?!?...

if not for the surgery of my wisdom tooth, i could have went for it to lend a hand in one way or another for the isa detainees and their respective family!... salute and kudos to those who went for it!...

isa is barbaric and isa is inhumane!...


p/s ; only kj and mic can hold public rallies afterall!...

2 pillows as a memorandum for aab fm angkatan muda... this is funny... :) ...

'creatively' funny!... :) ...

(http://youtube.com/watch?v=FBZvKr6f-TM)...

i read it somewhere... asking to provide him sleeping pills too... well, i guess he must be having sleepless nites, sleeping pills will do him wonders tho!... :) ...

kudos to the guys who gave him the sacarsm in the highest level!...


p/s ; sleeping beauty indeed!...

a christian 'anointed' muhammad as prophet!...

as mentioned... "The hypocrisy of Muslims is so mind-boggling that sometimes I am ashamed to admit I am a Muslim. Stupid Muslims do and say stupid things while those who know better keep quiet and pretend what is being said and done by these stupid people is correct. Their silence and inaction in opposing and correcting transgressions and violations to Islam make these people guilty of complicity. Those who remain quiet are as guilty as those who commit these crimes against Islam."...

true?!?...

(http://edition.malaysia-today.net/2008/content/view/438/38/)...


p/s ; another police report gonna be made against him and label him as a kafir, again?!?...

Friday, January 04, 2008

only expecting 15,000 people?!?...

ONLY 15k?!?... *chuckle*... :) ...

(http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/Thursday/NewsBreak/20080103113413/Article/index_html)...

(http://malaysiakini.com/news/76621)...

like someone i know put it... "you do yours, we do ours"...

as for bersih and/or hindraf... as proposed and perhaps promise by aab and the igp to organised gathering in stadiums.. the authorities better be ready to receive the applications and stop giving cock reason/s for not approving the application for watever reason/s it may be!..

possible for bersih and/or hindraf to fill up a 100k seating capacity stadium right to the brim?!?.. i don't see a reason why it is not possible!... nope, am not talking about the cheras badminton stadium which mya be too small for bersih and/or hindraf!... am pretty sure we are able to see then the attendance of tens of thousands or perhaps hundreds of thousands of responsible and peace loving malaysians who wants a change, change for the better that is!...


p/s ; with the crap umno, mca and gerakan is going through.. mic better step up to the plate fast and earn some brownie points fm aab tho!...

malaysian bloggers of the year 2007!...

although not the 'official' one... i think the list by rox is pretty good!...

(http://roxuncut.blogspot.com/2008/01/malaysian-bloggers-of-year-2007.html)...


p/s ; these people certainly made and still making differences!...

oil prices made history... touched usd 100.00/barrel.. finally!...

had a thought in mid-2007 that it will hit usd 100.00/barrel before the year ends... this is a reality now!...

(http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12400801/)...


p/s ; we gonna hear endless of this when the current bn/umno govt announce the increase of oil prices... let us all ask them... "wat happened to the billions of ringgit of profit fm petronas?!?"... just watch how they gonna answer it...

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

drugs, pornography and mca...

another brand new year means another set of brand new scandals?!?...

anyway, merriest 2008 to you and yr loved ones!...

aab's administration is filled with entertainment!... 'power problems' in perlis under umno earlier on and now perhaps the team a vs team b issue in mca is on the go again?!?..

2007 ended with a bang with some stuffs related to mca!...

(http://powerpresent.blogspot.com/2007/12/more-pics-minister-chan-kong-choy.html)...

if found guilty with evidence, this guy should get wat he deserves, no matter who is he related to!...

2008 started with a bang with some stuffs related to mca too!...

(http://www.bernama.com/bernama/v3/news.php?id=305400)...

(http://malaysiakini.com/news/76559)...

say wat may, i honestly think this old man deserve the respect for having guts and courage to admit his mistake openly for this particular issue... unlike some ministers i know who will blame it on everyone and everything when something goes wrong which is related to them... samy vellu is perhaps a good example!... the claims of an "act of God" ring any bells to you?!?... another good example would be the open denial of the former chief justice pertaining the correct, correct, correct issue initially... there are so many more denials...

anyway, action against the old man by aab is another matter altogether...

on the igp warning, other than warning people not to distribute and/or record the dvds by the igp, he should get down to the bottom of it too, WHO recorded the dvd originally that is!... also, that is pure infringement of privacy, for some political motivated reason/s?!?...


p/s ; it's pretty easy to get viagra when you are the minister of health eh?!?... :) ....